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1	How many men does it take to pop popcorn? - How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke	Men
2	How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke	Men
3	There was three guys, one with a rubber... - There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke	Men
4	Alcohol vs Women - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke	Men
5	Fatherly feelings - One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke	Men
6	What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke	Men
7	How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke	Men
8	How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke	Men
9	Lots of words - There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke	Men
10	Men are like... - Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke	Men
11	There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men... - There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke	Men
12	Man walks into a supermarket and buys... - Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke	Men
13	How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke	Men
14	What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke	Men
15	Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke	Men
16	Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke	Men
17	These two guys had just gotten divorces... - These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke	Men
18	How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? - Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke	Men
19	Two confirmed bachelors sat talking... - Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke	Men
20	Whats the difference between pink and purple? - Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke	Men
21	How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke	Men
22	Is he still wrong? - If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke	Men
23	The Bachelor Diet - The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke	Men
24	Another costume - A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke	Men
25	What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke	Men